Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Top 60 Ghetto Girl Names

This has been around for sometime but I thought it was worth uploading anyway.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Cleanliness Is Next To ?


For Sale
I have recently obtained 30 cases of this fabulous product and am willing to sell it at a reasonable price. I anticipate Little_White_Gargoyle will take the majority of it however if you get in early you should be able to get a bottle.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Eat Lard


The Little_White_Girl Diet!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

Off The Hook!


She has enough used dresses to keep the fire going all winter.

Bad Girl


She'll arrive to find her hubby maxed out the credit cards paying for a camel to take him as far away from little_white_girl as possible.

A woman Made Him Do It!


He'll arrive to find little_white_girl waving flies from her vein mapped udders.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Slow Fast Food


Extra Points Awarded
For using both available condiments.
For correct spelling.
For punchline EMPHASIS.
For not going over the lines.

Urinary Tact Infraction


A Small Problem

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Catching A Train


A Step In The Right Direction!

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Tourism


Some say that upon seeing this photo...
NostrilDumbass booked a 6 week stint at the Moscow Hilton

No Place Like Home


Vagina_Pohngs Address
A place where Poh loves to be.
A place where he can be himself.
A place where his broom gathers no dust.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Surprise


The Seasoning Cube!
I don't want to give this one away, so I will say nothing except that I'm pretty sure it is contrived though still funny.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008