Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

Off The Hook!


She has enough used dresses to keep the fire going all winter.

Bad Girl


She'll arrive to find her hubby maxed out the credit cards paying for a camel to take him as far away from little_white_girl as possible.

A woman Made Him Do It!


He'll arrive to find little_white_girl waving flies from her vein mapped udders.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Slow Fast Food


Extra Points Awarded
For using both available condiments.
For correct spelling.
For punchline EMPHASIS.
For not going over the lines.

Urinary Tact Infraction


A Small Problem

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Monday, September 22, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Catching A Train


A Step In The Right Direction!

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Tourism


Some say that upon seeing this photo...
NostrilDumbass booked a 6 week stint at the Moscow Hilton

No Place Like Home


Vagina_Pohngs Address
A place where Poh loves to be.
A place where he can be himself.
A place where his broom gathers no dust.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Surprise


The Seasoning Cube!
I don't want to give this one away, so I will say nothing except that I'm pretty sure it is contrived though still funny.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tunnel of Death (Lefortovo Tunnel, Russia)


Tunnel Of Love (shove)

A Matter Of Course


ACME Sign Company
* Reinforced Titanium & hardwood columns.
* Heavy duty Stainless Steel rivets.
* Tungsten & Permalloy Lettering.
* 2inch ribbed Titanium backing plates.
* No screws or nails.
* Tested to 8000 ft lbs.
* Patented Non-Stick Permacoat for fingernail intrusion protection.

Not guaranteed to withstand more than 1 female attacker at any one time.

The Skidmark Of Zorror


von Zorro Stripes Again!

Monday, April 14, 2008

High Speed Mouse Delivery


An OK KO!

You Insured?



Pretty Fly For A Butterfly!

Somewhere in Iraq



More shit From Your Unfriendly Terrorist!
A quiet drive in the country turns to shit when a car bomb is detonated up ahead.

Frye Vs Takayama

Masterful Engagement!
Spend 2 and a half minutes LIVING this clip and your life will change.
Technical ability: 5%
Heart: 110%
Endurance: 110%
Sportsmanship: You Tell Me

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Teen Spirit Followup

8 Mugs Shot For Bashing Teen!

I found this followup on the previous post.

Teen Spirit

What A Bunch Of Super Smart Heroes!

2 real men guard the door while 6 heroes deal to a thoroughly evil and vicious individual. Thank goodness we have people like these awesome gals to keep monsters in their place.
Not only are these super heroes vigilant but they are smart enough to record the event so they can teach other up and coming heroes, great work peeps.

Monday, April 7, 2008

The Stag Party


Deer John

Commitment


The Depths To Which Some People Will Take Their Relationship

Lazy Stripe


Reckon This Feat Is Unparalleled