Slow Fast Food

Extra Points Awarded
For using both available condiments.
For correct spelling.
For punchline EMPHASIS.
For not going over the lines.

Urinary Tact Infraction

A Small Problem

Public Service Announcement

They're Out There!

Caveat emptor

Inflation Can Be A Prick!

Address

To Confuse The JW's

Hi-Tech Car Alarm

Secure ID

ANYONE FOR ICE TEa ?

She Has A Face ?

Complex With A Complex

Building The 4th Reich ?

Catching A Train

A Step In The Right Direction!

Big Bore BBQ

HEMIDOGS!

Birds Of A Feather

Fast Fight

The Niggar Family

Tourism

Some say that upon seeing this photo...
NostrilDumbass booked a 6 week stint at the Moscow Hilton

No Place Like Home

Vagina_Pohngs Address
A place where Poh loves to be.
A place where he can be himself.
A place where his broom gathers no dust.

Spot Buttinzki

Take A Closer Look

Nice Grouping!

Harry Enfield - Women Keep Your Virtue

Educational

Harry Enfield

The Joy Of Giving

Surprise

The Seasoning Cube!
I don't want to give this one away, so I will say nothing except that I'm pretty sure it is contrived though still funny.

Harry Enfield KYP

Know Your Place

Tunnel of Death (Lefortovo Tunnel, Russia)

Tunnel Of Love (shove)

A Matter Of Course

ACME Sign Company
* Reinforced Titanium & hardwood columns.
* Heavy duty Stainless Steel rivets.
* Tungsten & Permalloy Lettering.
* 2inch ribbed Titanium backing plates.
* No screws or nails.
* Tested to 8000 ft lbs.
* Patented Non-Stick Permacoat for fingernail intrusion protection.

Not guaranteed to withstand more than 1 female attacker at any one time.

The Skidmark Of Zorror

von Zorro Stripes Again!

High Speed Mouse Delivery

An OK KO!

You Insured?

Pretty Fly For A Butterfly!

Somewhere in Iraq

More shit From Your Unfriendly Terrorist!
A quiet drive in the country turns to shit when a car bomb is detonated up ahead.

Frye Vs Takayama

Masterful Engagement!
Spend 2 and a half minutes LIVING this clip and your life will change.
Technical ability: 5%
Heart: 110%
Endurance: 110%
Sportsmanship: You Tell Me

Teen Spirit Followup

8 Mugs Shot For Bashing Teen!

I found this followup on the previous post.

Teen Spirit

What A Bunch Of Super Smart Heroes!

2 real men guard the door while 6 heroes deal to a thoroughly evil and vicious individual. Thank goodness we have people like these awesome gals to keep monsters in their place.
Not only are these super heroes vigilant but they are smart enough to record the event so they can teach other up and coming heroes, great work peeps.